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Stalker
Dear Champ’s Family Bakery, I pass you on the way to work. Really. You think I am going out of my way to see you? You’re so silly. No, I did not take a picture of your unopened storefront. Oh that above? I just happened to notice that you’ve been painted black. That is new [...]
Food Love {Never Eat Your Heart Out} {Half Kidding}
See this food? I have eaten it and it has helped me to move from here to there to have me here typing this to you. See it? I put it in my mouth and chewed. Yeah, so what but: Have you ever paid attention to this process? Followed a bite from one side of [...]
Dear World,
Dear Birds, I know it’s been awhile since you’ve all seen each other and all but can you please use your inside chirps in the morning. You’d think my apartment building was constructed in those seeds they make bells out of the way you guys flock to my window. Dear Columbia University academic regalia, The [...]
Can We Just Pause And Appreciate the Beet For A Moment?
I often pledge my love for the beet. And I’m going to do it again. I love the beet for its taste, yes, but also because its gorgeous, vibrant color (See here and here). But today we are going to pause and appreciate its snarly tentacle. The beet looks like some sea creature or some [...]
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain {A Pictorial}
It rained all day and all night. Weather so bad it was humorous. Weather so bad I g0t my morning coffee delivered with my lunch and fresh-squeezed juice. In the evening, I somehow rationalized leaving my apartment and met other bold travelers. We all screamed with the angry gusts and taxi splashes. Bad weather in [...]
How To Date A Vegan Food Blogger
Pala means “shovel” in Italian. But on the Lower East Side, Pala means “absolutely delicious Italian restaurant with a new all-vegan menu, a dedicated fryer and Daiya“. After perusing its online menu of pasta and pizza, I knew I would have to put a visit to Pala at the top of my to-eat list. So after [...]
25 More Things I’ve Learned in Life So Far: Wisdumb For the Ages
by Karen Z. unless otherwise noted. 26. Always shake the ketchup bottle. 27. The following things should always be able to kick your ass: ginger, whiskey, love and coffee. If they’re not, they’re not strong enough. 28. Low-hanging fruit is for the lazy and cowardly. Within challenges, risks and uncertainties lay the best rewards. 29. [...]
25 Things I’ve Learned in Life So Far: Wisdumb For the Ages
by Karen Z. unless otherwise noted. 1. Always smile and say hello to those you pass on a hiking trail. You have something important in common. 2. Learn how to tell time by the sun’s location or a clock tower’s toll. Time is not on your wrist. 3. Always wear your eye glasses on a [...]
Wordful Wednesday
I am amazed by language… at our attempts to convey (or conceal) the machinery inside our skulls, the hums and gurgling, poking and prodding, the “Ma…Ma…Ma…/tugging at the shirt combination of the voice inside. And how this translates in speech, the loss and gain in this process, the words in silence, the words in the [...]
VeganMoFo #19: Medieval Times?
Yes, Medieval Times has vegan options. It was mostly irony that compelled me to partake in their Birthday Fellowship deal, which entitled me to free admission. And luckily I knew an enthusiastic group willing to partake in the tournament and dinner show in the castle in Lyndhurst, New Jersey along side me. Together we dodged [...]
White Trash Dinner Party: The Food
Me and my vegan Twinkies… and stained spouse-sweeper, Confederate-inspired belt buckle and undersized jeans.Plenty of cheap beer was a necessity. Here is an extra large “Danish Lager Beer”Southern fried tofu from FoodSparrow with a veganaise aioli.CandyPenny chomping on my Red Lobster bunTator tots and smart dog on picks! To the right, “real” pigs in a [...]
ILVTOFU
TOFU LICENSE PLATE DENIED BY COLORADO DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES (Associated Content, Inc.) — A Colorado woman’s request for a certain license plate was denied by the state after close examination, according to the AP. The license plate, which utilizes the letters ILVTOFU, was rejected by state officials. The woman, Kelly Coffman-Lee, apparently consumes tofu [...]
