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I’m so Spacial

Not only do K.A.A.T.N.s at Tetris, but my cat also morphs into a compact rectangular prism for easy storage.

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I hope ya don’t mind, I hope ya don’t mind that put down on my blog…

…how wonderful life is while you’re in the world. The List of Love, 2010 version. 1) letterpress printmaking 2) brunch 3) 10-year olds 4) capable men 5) gnocchi 6) Intervention 7) uplifting guerrilla art 8) Bodo Riemer 9) bench seats 10) Cake Wrecks 11) old New York 12) old Brooklyn 13) old everything 14) Orson [...]

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Twin Peaks Halloween

All photos by Artsparrow and her life partner. Shelly, Denise Bryson, Bob, Laura, Agent Cooper & AudreySpecial Agent Coop & Audrey Horne; Heavenly berry pie: Dale Cooper and Laura PalmerBobCoopBob attacksLaura, Coop, ZebraAudreyAudrey Horne, Shelly Johnson, Laura PalmerAaaaaah!Bob and Laura

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Stalker

Dear Champ’s Family Bakery, I pass you on the way to work. Really. You think I am going out of my way to see you? You’re so silly. No, I did not take a picture of your unopened storefront. Oh that above? I just happened to notice that you’ve been painted black. That is new [...]

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Food Love {Never Eat Your Heart Out} {Half Kidding}

See this food? I have eaten it and it has helped me to move from here to there to have me here typing this to you. See it? I put it in my mouth and chewed. Yeah, so what but: Have you ever paid attention to this process? Followed a bite from one side of [...]

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Dear World,

Dear Birds, I know it’s been awhile since you’ve all seen each other and all but can you please use your inside chirps in the morning. You’d think my apartment building was constructed in those seeds they make bells out of the way you guys flock to my window. Dear Columbia University academic regalia, The [...]

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Can We Just Pause And Appreciate the Beet For A Moment?

I often pledge my love for the beet. And I’m going to do it again. I love the beet for its taste, yes, but also because its gorgeous, vibrant color (See here and here). But today we are going to pause and appreciate its snarly tentacle. The beet looks like some sea creature or some [...]

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25 More Things I’ve Learned in Life So Far: Wisdumb For the Ages

by Karen Z. unless otherwise noted. 26. Always shake the ketchup bottle. 27. The following things should always be able to kick your ass: ginger, whiskey, love and coffee. If they’re not, they’re not strong enough. 28. Low-hanging fruit is for the lazy and cowardly. Within challenges, risks and uncertainties lay the best rewards. 29. [...]

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Not Really a Wordless Thursday: Merry Christmas Mobile Upload Edition

Because everyone loves an image. Some more than the real thing.

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25 Things I’ve Learned in Life So Far: Wisdumb For the Ages

by Karen Z. unless otherwise noted. 1. Always smile and say hello to those you pass on a hiking trail. You have something important in common. 2. Learn how to tell time by the sun’s location or a clock tower’s toll. Time is not on your wrist. 3. Always wear your eye glasses on a [...]

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Wordful Wednesday

I am amazed by language… at our attempts to convey (or conceal) the machinery inside our skulls, the hums and gurgling, poking and prodding, the “Ma…Ma…Ma…/tugging at the shirt combination of the voice inside. And how this translates in speech, the loss and gain in this process, the words in silence, the words in the [...]

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White Trash Dinner Party: The Food

Me and my vegan Twinkies… and stained spouse-sweeper, Confederate-inspired belt buckle and undersized jeans.Plenty of cheap beer was a necessity. Here is an extra large “Danish Lager Beer”Southern fried tofu from FoodSparrow with a veganaise aioli.CandyPenny chomping on my Red Lobster bunTator tots and smart dog on picks! To the right, “real” pigs in a [...]

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