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W.hiskey T.ango
Tapping into my inner low-brow for a White Trash Dinner extravaganza, I kicked up the zing on some vegan Twinkies by piping them with Southern Comfort-infused buttercream! My oh my, how I love me a themed dinner party. With friends busting out the denim cut-offs and mesh hats, crafting appropriate playlists and locating buckets for [...]
The Seven Deadly Sins
1.) Lust Lust (Latin, Cupidita), or lechery, is usually thought of as excessive thoughts or desires of a sexual nature. Dante’s criterion was excessive love of others, which therefore rendered love and devotion to God as secondary. Mega-D.I.L.F. Panda Bear, Terminal 5, NYC (photo: Joseph “Whoa Whoa Whoa” Roth c/o Eat My Shots.) 2.) Gluttony Derived from the Latin gluttire, meaning [...]
ILVTOFU
TOFU LICENSE PLATE DENIED BY COLORADO DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES (Associated Content, Inc.) — A Colorado woman’s request for a certain license plate was denied by the state after close examination, according to the AP. The license plate, which utilizes the letters ILVTOFU, was rejected by state officials. The woman, Kelly Coffman-Lee, apparently consumes tofu [...]
Kids Are Funny
This boy liked me as a blond better, a blond “with the black thing in the middle”, a.k.a. my dark roots. This is the same boy who asked, as I wrapped his finger in a Band-Aid, if there was such thing as a second aid kit.
A Collection: The Humorous Encounters of My Life
Garbage bag art installation (Williamsburg, Brooklyn)Thai restuarant (somewhere in Virginia)That you Santie Claus? (Bridgeport, CT)Hi, I’m Talky Tina… and I forgive your sins. (somewhere in North Carolina)A rare endangered hot pink gorilla (Upper East Side, NYC)Very sharp “equipment” (JFK NYC)Bling. Teeth. in 22 varieties (Bushwick, Brooklyn)The men come on Monday, Wedsnesday and Friday mornings. Soon [...]
This is How I Roll
Things to Accomplish Before 2009 ❑ Sort out Obama Inauguration travel plans ❑ Complete my Thailand books II and III at Blurb ❑ Complete all Christmas crafts in time to send ❑ Do a raw food week followed by a 2 day fast ❑ Convert old home videos to DVD, edit and burn copies ❑ Get [...]
✩ ✩ Buy Nothing Day: Friday, 11/28/08 ✩ ✩
1. Break a comfort zone. For the most part, we exist safely in the parameters of our comfort zones. By design, they don’t challenge us. Year after passing year, growing boundaries can keep us comfortable– but should that be the goal of our time here? Today I’ll have a meaningful conversation with a stranger, parallel park a car until [...]
OVER THE LINE!! D.I.Y. Lebowski Fest
On the same eve the official New York Lebowski Fest was starting off, a group of motley misfits celebrated D.I.Y. style in Long Island City’s unsuspecting Maric Lanes. Far cheaper than the official fest’s bowling party in Times Square, sponsored, fittingly, by Kahlua, Maric gave us 5+ hours of bowling for the discounted rate of [...]
Vegan Mofo #4: Law Enforcement Slip on Apples
Given tomorrow is Fairway Day, the wells have run dry. The shelves of my cupboard and fridge are bare and I am forced to munch corn syrup-infused pretzels for sustenance. During this bleak but brief MoFo intermission, let us watch Bryan Adams, a vegan of 17 years.
Vegan Mofo #3: योिन
Main Entry: yo·ni Pronunciation: \ˈyō-nē\ Function: noun Etymology: Sanskrit, vulva Date: 1799 : a stylized representation of the female genitalia that in Hinduism is a sign of generative power and that symbolizes the goddess Shakti. Used in a sentence: My vegan dinner pancakes blossomed in a yonic form.
