Weird Vegan Valentines & Divine Treasures

I read this one as “You do all the others” at first.  The beet is an important part of the sentence.

You are the dapper apple guy of my eye…

Wait what? Your unkindness?

You have a red pepper temper, my dear.

We would make a happy strangely dressed pear head with an empty serving tray.

My groggy, just woke up pictures of my Divine Treasures vegan chocolates.

And I’m the nice one, don’t you know?